So in my last blog I kind of railed against all the dumb guys I meet and how I hunger to meet someone who’s got half a brain in his head (and who also loves to give head) So I meet this very distinguished, very attractive seemingly intelligent older British gentleman and he asks me out on a date.
Even though he was a lot older than me, he was very good looking with piercing blue eyes and a very charming manner. So I get all excited. He has tickets to the ballet so I figure he’s cultured too. So we meet for a drink first, then the ballet and everything is going great.
There’s chemistry between us and I’m thinking, wow this guy is fantastic. Then we go out for dinner. It’s a beautiful summer night and we sit outside. Then we actually start to engage in a real conversation. I told him I was a big history buff (yes and I’m buffed) and that I had taken a lot of history classes in school. Suddenly he launched into his own discussion of history, basically monologing a two hour diatribe about how the midgets are to blame for everything over the last three thousand years.
I was totally shell-shocked. He basically blamed little people for everything including the bubonic plague, the Russian revolution, WWI and two, also the current war in Iraq.
When I tried to politely challenge him (he was paying for everything, I didn’t want to offend my host, even though he was offensive) he just kept talking. I couldn’t believe what was coming out his mouth. I finally excused myself while still in shock. Then he actually calls me the next day saying what a great time he had and would I like to have brunch with him, completely unaware that I was so offended by his misguided views. I will never again mistake a British accent for intelligence. And midgets are cool.